United States of Humor

Name's Raymond, I'm 23 years old. And im a kid at heart ^__^ I love humor, if it was food i'd eat it everyday. I'll be posting things i found funny and hope that it makes you giggle your hearts out. HEHEHE ^__^

jimigermanotta:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

(Source: spumonis, via mojaveraider)

raveyrai:

lyndez:

Finals week at SCAD

omg Ashley yes.

I agree omg my finals

(Source: glitt3rb0mb, via whitewolfmoon)

thelilnan:

Oh my God, Tony

(via allthecleverthings)

sanctityisdead:

Legalos & Hawkeye lmfao

and the winners are???

We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.

stfuconservatives:

breanieswordvomit:

-The logic of most of the Republican party

Sent to me from sister - god, I love her!

Did you know that some high schools are teaching DRIVER’S ED??? Everyone knows the only way to prevent car accidents is to never drive! Learning safe driving techniques is just the slippery slope to all kinds of dangerous behaviors!

(via lunabell02)

dyemelikeasunset:


As a Muslim, I do not follow tradition blindlyAs a Muslim, I do not conform to new age views without evaluationAs a Muslim, I am constantly self-reflectingAs a Muslim, I give charity and smile to strangersAs a Muslim, I believe in a non-human, non-gendered, unimaginable GodAs a Chinese Muslim, I feel unrecognized and isolated by my fellow Muslim brothers and sistersAs a Chinese Muslim, I feel unrecognized and isolated by the American mediaAs a Chinese Muslim, I feel equally hated by the American mediaAs a Chinese Muslim, I am thankful to have seen so many different perspectives at my ageAs a Chinese Muslim, I feel closer to AllahAs a Muslim artist, I do not have religious ultimatumAs a Muslim artist, I am criticized for not devoting my art to my religion completely and blatantlyAs a Muslim artist, I devote myself instead to universal messages in hopes of reaching a wider audienceAs a Muslim artist, I fully love and indulge in the visual world created for us by GodAs a Muslim artist, I prove people wrong not by shoving my religion in their face, but showing them I am just a person like everyone elseAs a Gay Muslim, I believe in love above hate.As a Gay Muslim, I have been through constant, endless torment for simply loving someone.As a Gay Muslim, I have become infinitely more compassionate and understanding to others.As a Gay Muslim, I have found deeper, purer faith in Allah.As a Gay Muslim, I vow to never let my faith put others in danger, I vow to protect others who are bombarded by blind faith.This is me.I am constantly tornI am always fallingI am shelteredI am afraid to speakBut I am insanely proud

I am Muslim, and I am not Haraam.

dyemelikeasunset:

As a Muslim, I do not follow tradition blindly
As a Muslim, I do not conform to new age views without evaluation
As a Muslim, I am constantly self-reflecting
As a Muslim, I give charity and smile to strangers
As a Muslim, I believe in a non-human, non-gendered, unimaginable God

As a Chinese Muslim, I feel unrecognized and isolated by my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters
As a Chinese Muslim, I feel unrecognized and isolated by the American media
As a Chinese Muslim, I feel equally hated by the American media
As a Chinese Muslim, I am thankful to have seen so many different perspectives at my age
As a Chinese Muslim, I feel closer to Allah

As a Muslim artist, I do not have religious ultimatum
As a Muslim artist, I am criticized for not devoting my art to my religion completely and blatantly
As a Muslim artist, I devote myself instead to universal messages in hopes of reaching a wider audience
As a Muslim artist, I fully love and indulge in the visual world created for us by God
As a Muslim artist, I prove people wrong not by shoving my religion in their face, but showing them I am just a person like everyone else

As a Gay Muslim, I believe in love above hate.
As a Gay Muslim, I have been through constant, endless torment for simply loving someone.
As a Gay Muslim, I have become infinitely more compassionate and understanding to others.
As a Gay Muslim, I have found deeper, purer faith in Allah.
As a Gay Muslim, I vow to never let my faith put others in danger, I vow to protect others who are bombarded by blind faith.

This is me.
I am constantly torn
I am always falling
I am sheltered
I am afraid to speak
But I am insanely proud

I am Muslim, and I am not Haraam.

(via rhythmryder)